I’d worry about going to hell for this, but really, at this point, I’m just earning myself a toastier seat.
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Third Grade spelling homework is mindnumbingly dull. Except when, unexpectedly, it takes a turn into the laugh out loud absurd.
One of the regular exercises is “replace the vowel.” Basically, the kids have to take the spelling words in the list and make a new word by changing the main vowel. It’s generally a pretty boring 20 minutes of Diva Girl running through the vowel sounds and periodically asking “Mom! Is this a word?”
Last week she came up with “blog.” I was so proud. This week though…This week, one of the words was “duck.” And when she asked, “Mom, is ‘dick’ a word?” well, it’s been a long time since I laughed so hard.
I hope her teacher finds it equally hilarious when he’s marking her homework this weekend.
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